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The Bear Song

from Nipple Confusion by Aly Halpert & Friends

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lyrics

You got one leg warmer
You got one leg warmer
You got one leg warmer
And the other leg is bare
X2

But you don't care,
No you don't care
You got one leg warmer
And the other leg is bare
You don't care
You don't care
You got one leg warmer
And you're a bear RAWR

You got two teeth
You got two teeth
You got two teeth
and the rest of your mouth is bare (x2)

But you don’t care
no you don’t care
You got two teeth and the rest of your mouth is bare
But you don’t care
no you don’t care
you got two teeth, and you bite me like a bear

You got three farts
you got three farts
you got three farts that you’re happy to share

you got three farts
you got three farts
you got three farts and the first is just a scare

but you don’t care
no you don’t care
you got three farts and the second is just air

you don’t care
no you don’t care
you got three farts and the third will come to bear!

you got four cheeks,
you got four cheeks,
you got four cheeks and all of them are bare (x2)

but you don’t care, no you don’t care
you got four cheeks and all of them are bare
you don’t care, no you don’t care, you got four cheeks and all of them are bare

you got five parents
got five parents
got five parents who never brush their hair (x2)

but you don’t care, no you don’t care
you got five parents, just as long as they are there
but you don’t care, no you don’t care
you got five parents and your head is bare

you got seven days
of the week
you got seven days
and you often sleep (x2)

but you don’t care, no you don’t care
you got seven days
and one is shabbat!

you don’t care, no you don’t care
you got seven days
and you hibernate like a bear

you got all the diapers
all the diapers
all the diapers that you never wear (x2)

but you don’t care,
but you don’t care,
you got all the diapers and you poop into the air
you don’t care, no you don’t care
you got all the diapers and your butt is bare!

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from Nipple Confusion, released December 2, 2018
By Aly Halpert with Jason Shenk, Nicole Bauman, & Maddy Popkin
Vocals & guitar: Aly Halpert
Back-up vocals: Margot Seigle, Nicole Bauman & Zettie Shapey

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Aly writes songs for community, collective liberation, & visioning different worlds.

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